The New Criteria

Met up with Elyn, Evadne and Dots last week because Dots came back over the weekend for her friend's wedding. It was great catching up! I think we meet like once a year, or sometimes even less! We talked about almost everything under the sun!

But the highlight was: FINDING THE ONE.


Do you vaguely remember the criteria list that Elyn and I came up with in 2005? You can read our crazy, immature criteria here.

But 6 years has passed since we came up with that criteria. In this 6 years, we have matured after being through a few relationships.

And thus presenting...


THE NEW CRITERIA

(in no order of importance)

Disclaimer: it gets abit more ridiculous as it goes on, cos...well, we love fairytales :)

1) must be humorous

2) must not have moustache (tracy)

3) must be taller than us in heels

Small inside joke:

Evadne: "must not be taller than 108 can already"
The rest: "HAHAHAHAHA!!"

well, good luck

4) must be willing to drive around

5) must look older and be older than us

6) cannot be gu niang, tofu or beefcake

Okay, I have a slight bias towards 2AM's Jo Kwon. I think it is because of my Adam Couple obsession. But... I love his abs. He is not overly muscular, the slim sort (i like!).

Take a look at these pictures!

*drools*

Okay, it is fine if you don't have abs. Just don't be too flabby :p

7) must look fit (refers to above picture)

8) must have a career

9) cannot be boring

10) must know how to strike a convi

11) must be sociable

12) must be able to cook (elyn, evadne, dotz)

13) must be willing to spend $$ on me (elyn)

14) must not be too mcp but also have his stand

15) cannot be mummy's boy but must have filial piety

16) cannot be balding

17) cannot have long hair (elyn: it is okay if he has style)

18) must not be a music idiot or tone deaf

19) must be able to sing to elyn

20) evadne: must play piano or drums

21) tracy: must not have piercings

22) must have dress sense

23) age gap must be 10 years or less (tracy: 5 years)

24) must not be younger

25) tracy: must be a singaporean chinese

26) evadne: korean, jap, singaporean

27) must like to travel and travel w me

28) cannot be arrogant or yayapapaya

29) must be able to strike intelligent convis

30) must like and want children

31) marry before 30

32) can have arguments, but accommodate me in the end

33) cannot be over-possessive

34) must not be a house husband

35) must not be scared of insects

36) no smoking, no alcoholism, no gambling addiction

37) no maggie mee hair

38) must be full of ideas (proposed by elyn...)

39) must have a surprise at least once a month (elyn)

40) must be romantic at times

41) can enter the kitchen, can exit to the living room

42) cannot be insecure

Since we couldn't think of anymore criteria, we decided to move on to brainstorming on more stuff. I think this part...well, for me, I think I exaggerated, I don't need that much. It's just...a dream.

And as you can see, we are pretty detailed ;)

Pre-Wedding Plans

Photoshoot:

Elyn - disneyland america

Tracy - maldives

Dotz & Evadne - anywhere is fine

Wedding dress:

Tracy - long train, off shoulder, simple

Elyn - princessy, elegant, tiara

Dotz - cannot be pong pong one, no corset, off shoulder, spag strap, taylor swift Lovestory style

Evadne - want corset style

Wedding ring:

Elyn - tiffany for proposal, cartier for marriage (all 1 carot and above)

Dotz, Evadne, Tracy: aiyah, whatever la :p

Wedding Plans

ROM:

Elyn, Dots, Tracy: Small one, venue should be out of ROM

Evadne: more specifically, beach

Wedding dinner:

Evadne - shangri la, ritz carlton, big yacht

Tracy - ritz carlton

Elyn - fullerton, royal carribean can already

Dotz - anywhere is fine



And we decided that we will have a yearly review on this criteria. Perhaps to lower our expectations and slowly strike off.

Perhaps by the time we are 30, we will just have one criteria left:

MALE

I hope this day never comes. NEVER.


So now that you know my criteria, could all you nice people help me find that missing jigsaw puzzle in my life?

I will be eternally grateful to you.

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